February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
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The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
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That awkward moment when it's Saturday night
and I actually have to debate whether I want to go party hard with the Boozefighters
or stay in alone, drinking tea and surfing Tumblr.
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!
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jackapprovesthismessage replied to your post: jackapprovesthismessage replied to your post:…
Coffers does sound good though.
WELL FINE. Another day then.
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It better not suck! I swear I’ll be so pissed lol
SERIOUSLY. No show makes me scream at the television more than Face-Off right now. I become a yelling Asian or Mexican Mom:
WHAT YOU DOING WHY YOU SO STUPID AYYEEE!!!
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jackapprovesthismessage replied to your post: twohourartist replied to your post: Need my…
No netflix for you!!!!
STFU JACK AND COME DRINK COFFEE
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I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT NEXT WEEK’S O.o
I KNOW!!!! Tim fucking Burton
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Face-Off
IAN I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU WIN.
If I meet him at the Transworld Halloween Convention I will have to fight the urge to giggle and fangirl.
Flea said since they met Beki from this season and a few people from the first season last year that it’s very possible I will meet people this year.
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
theposhpenguin:
zuzafromearth:
timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:
togivehertogether:
Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.
IT’S OKAY
TO BE GAY
I WON’T MIND
IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND
IT’S OKAY
TO BE GAY
I’D STILL LOVE YOU
AND OTHERS WILL TOO
people are fine by me.
everyone should reblog this
for the gifs XD
this is so….....
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Need my netflix back, I need my fix of
Vincent Price movies
Star Trek series’
Bones
Doctor Who
Supernatural
My internet is slow so downloading/streaming all these beautiful things is a No D:
Guess I’ll go start cleaning and watch Face-Off.
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